写写我的女同事
难得周日有时间躺在床上不起,想起来了前一段和女同事发生的事,写出来和大家分享!
先说一下女孩92年,163cm,长得也很好看,腿长屁股翘,有一个小孩,真的是迷人的少妇。和我之前是同事,后来因为和老公不和,离婚回老家了。以前一块上班的时候经常一起玩,每每和她单独相处的时候总是让我很躁动,看着她包臀裙下的圆臀,让我和女友爱爱的时候想的也是她,线岁的时候依领导的身份拐走了她,唉!
有一次她要把车开过去给领导用,手动挡不会开,让我去帮她,一路欢声笑语打开车门时,她说等下我要收拾一下里面太乱了,突然我想起她之前说有人在停车场车震,顿时我笑出声来调侃她,是够乱的,也不及时打扫战场,她脸红红的骂我,弯下腰去收拾,这样以来整个翘臀呈现我眼前,感觉下面突然起了小帐篷,紧身裙下面修长的腿,此时的我好想冲过去去吻她的下唇,脑子里已经开始了后入她的情景,仿佛已经听到了我身下她白白的臀部后入的呻吟,看着她在里面动来动去的收拾东西,屁股也摆来摆去的扭动,我已经克制到了极致,慢慢走向她的后面,小帐篷不到1cm就要接触她,太里面的东西她够不着,我说快出来吧我来弄,你都走光了,她赶紧退出来,我张开手放到她后面看着她翘翘的屁股中间坐到我的帐篷上,在我坚硬的弟弟下,圆臀中间软软的裙子被戳的凹陷进去直到不再形变,我确定有了接触,同时双手刚好捧住两边的圆臀,简直软的好像水,这一刺激让我身体一抖,下意识抓住了她的屁股,顷刻之间射出,她转过身来红着脸把我狠狠推一把说,你大爷的,渣男!我由于身体被掏空,脚下不稳没想到被她推到了,我刚好坐在地上休息下,裤裆里热裤暖暖的!我说我帮你遮挡着,你都走光了,我又不好意思看,眼睛看别的地方,谁知道你这么快就出来了!她看我被推到了,自己也不好意思,说“谁知道你是不是故意的”,我说肯定不是啊,你把我蹲在地上想上厕所,起来后我去了旁边的小竹林,赶紧去清理一下内内,然后赶紧出来了,一路上她红着脸不说话,我还挑逗她说别紧张了我都不在意,更何况我不知道你屁股啥感觉,她狠狠瞪我一样哈哈大笑起来……写到这我和她同事的事就完了,下面写她回老家的事!
她离职后再也见不到她了,心里痒痒,就想换个小号加她撩骚,看她单独生活每天朋友圈都是自己去旅游,而且都是免费的周边地方,可能过的也不会.至少经济不好吧,自己也要还一点房贷.就想起来技术讨论区有大神发过一遍帖子,里面写了用小号依招兼职聊天的方式勾引朋友老婆的事,我就总结一下用小号加了她,验证信息是,“找兼职一个小时50”.果然她通过了,之前加都不通过的,她问什么兼职怎么做,看来真的是缺钱啊,我知道机会来了,就告诉她是心理安慰,很多人压力大无处说需要安慰老师来心理沟通,就是打电话聊聊天,自己只是中介等等,她说可以试试。
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