跟同事的尴尬事
说在前面的线天就过年了,未婚男女家人难免会乘此长假安排相亲活动。故事就是这么开始的,上周末突然接到平时关系比较近的女同事电话,其中语言含糊,有抽泣声且相当吵杂。了解情况发现女同事周六相亲随口说了一句还行,男方倒是看上她了,准备过年就结婚(都是大龄)。
接完电话被约到KTV陪聊天、唱歌(没错我就是男闺蜜)期间同事情绪一直低落,一度落泪,就搂着她借她个肩膀。期间同事借酒浇愁,神智还是清醒的,她问我为何不陪他喝,我表示散场了要送她回家就不喝了,同事非要我陪她一起喝,回她开车不喝酒,她的犟脾气就上来了。自己灌了一口酒就亲我嘴上喂给我了。我当时非常惊愕,感觉没必要这么作践自己。
然后么想想酒也被灌了,就陪着喝一点吧。大不了打的送回去。等到散场才发现两个人喝了一箱啤酒了。出了ktv要送同事回家,她非不同意,当然理解这是逆反心理么,然后只能随着她去酒店开了个房,本打算送进房就走,但女同事呕吐就只能把她料理干净了,公主抱上床就被章鱼缠住了,死活不松手还乱亲,没办法只能躺下(之前有一次抱着睡过一晚,没发生什么事)就只能再当一次大抱枕了。过了大概一个小时,同事清醒了一些,就开始脱衣服,还脱我衣服挑逗我的神经,又是摸又是亲还舔(平时蛮文静的,原来都这样吗?)拉着我的手摸她胸部,还问大不大,喜欢不喜欢,当然喜欢了这还用说,当时就没忍住吸了上去。还拉着我的手贴在她的阴部来回摩擦。另一只手解我皮带,一下子就炸了自己脱了裤子,把她也扒光了然后两个人拥抱在一起亲吻抚摸对方,浓时就进入了。一晚上干了四次。第二天醒了问她后悔不会后悔。她回答挺后悔的,早知道上一次就该把你睡了(抱着睡过的那次是3个人睡2女同事 我这个男闺蜜)!现在问题是她很洒脱,还给我发自拍照勾引我。我倒是蛮纠结的,年前把人家未婚妻睡了!如何是好呢?
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