尴尬的公交经历
以前一直以为只有男的才会当痴汉,痴女之类的只有在幻想作品当中才能看到,今天的经历可叫我长见识了。
今天临时有事,大中午的不得不出门办点事,好在最近几天都有下雨,气温不算很高。
由于不算很远,也就十来站而已,于是上车后我就直接往车后面挤去,车上人虽然多,但还有点空位可以活动,一路磕磕碰碰的,最后停在了后车门左边座位旁边。
我是右手拉着吊环的,所以身体面向车头那面,站我前面是一个侧对着我的一个穿黄色衣服的女人,身高大概一米五左右,至于长什么样我就没注意了。
车刚开动时没什么异状,过了一站后,她不知什么时候已背对着我了,并且我能感觉到她屁股贴在我大腿根上,时不时的蹭一下。
一开始我没在意,为了免得别人以为我占她便宜,还特意往后退了一点,过了没多久,她又贴了上来,我又退了一点,她又贴了上来…… 这时我已无路可退了,当时我还没反应过来,就是感觉尴尬紧张,虽然平时也挺喜欢看公车这类情节的小说,但要我真去做那就不可能了。
接下来她的动作反倒越来越大了,双手扶在一根竖着的铁杆上,上身前倾,将臀部贴在我腿上上下左右地磨蹭。
当时我内心几乎是崩溃的,身体紧紧绷着不敢乱动,眼睛不知往哪看好,四处乱瞄,现在回想起来,当时如果被人发现了,肯定会把我当做色狼的。
旁边座位上坐着的是一个年轻女人,她估计是注意到我们的动作了,她抬头看了我一眼,接着转过头去,跟旁边的同伴说起话来,我看到她的手指还指了我一下,接着她的同伴也瞄了我一眼,脸上带着嫌弃的表情。
姑娘你听我说,不是你想的那样的!
然而在公车时不时的刹车启动中,我身体也在不受控制地前后摆动,我感觉她们两个对我的误会越来越深了。
到最后我已不知在想些什么了,只知道一到站后就赶紧下了车,明明不热的天气里也出了一身汗。
【完】
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