一支无敌按摩棒的故事
一位富豪娶了一美娇娘
但是生意上的关係，富豪需要出国一星期！
富豪担心自己不在的这一星期魂老婆会因无法满足心理需求而去"讨客兄"！
他灵机一动，想买一支"代替品"给老婆以填补她的空虚，于是去了一家情趣用品店…….
在店裡逛了老半天，他所看到的都是一些很普通的按摩棒！
于是富豪就开口问老闆：你有没有高级一点的按摩棒啊~？价钱不是问题！
老闆点了点头说：喔~有的，你请稍等一下！
说完就走到仓库裡拿了个木盒出来！打开木盒是一支电动按摩棒！
富豪看了看说：这好像没什么特殊的嘛~！
老闆笑了笑后，对着木盒裡的这支按摩棒叫道：无敌按摩棒~笔筒！
话一说完，木盒裡的按摩棒飞了起来，朝向笔筒狂抽起来………..
老闆接着又说：无敌按摩棒~杯子！
按摩棒又飞过去向杯子勐插起来…………….
此时老闆说了一声：无敌按摩棒~回木盒！
此话一出，按摩棒竟乖乖的飞回盒中！
富豪看了之后，心想：嘿嘿！有了这支，我不在的这一个星期，就没什么问题了！
于是将它买下，要踏出店门时，老闆交代说：记得不用时要叫它回木盒喔！
回到家中，富豪便操作一次给老婆看，并吩咐老婆不用时记得叫它回木盒！
老婆点了点头，心裡高兴非常！当天富豪便出国去了！
隔日…………..
老婆閒时突感空虚，想起了那支按摩棒，于是打开了木盒，叫了一声：无敌按摩棒~XX(消音了)！
此时按摩棒飞了出来，飞向那XX(消音了)狂抽勐送……………..
就这样持续许久，老婆满足了，叫了一声：无敌按摩棒~停！
按摩棒却没停，还是继续……….
无敌按摩棒~够了！无敌按摩棒~可以了！无论老婆怎么试，按摩棒就是不停……….
老婆情急之下，赶快穿上衣服，跳上车要去找那家情趣用品店老闆求救！
一路上按摩棒还是继续在XX(消音了)进进出出，老婆实在已经快受不了啦………..
于是油门用力踩下去，狂飙……………
结果就被临检的警察拦截下来，警察挥了挥手，老婆停了下来，立即下了车！
就开始跟警察说明原委……………..
警察听完之后，哈哈大笑的说：无敌按摩棒~"咖称"啦！你骗谁啊~~~
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