喝大了干岳母
我岳母五十多岁是个爽快人,我和妻子处对象时,岳母对我就儿子儿子的叫我,弄得妻子嫉妒的说她想儿子想疯了。结婚买房事都是岳母前前后后的跑,最后在我工作的附近买到了满意的高层,对岳母的能力我是心服口服外带配服,我的两任岳父都在我和妻子结婚之前就驾鹤西游了,岳母的全部精力就都放在我们夫妻身上了。妻子怀孕后,岳母就让我们夫妻俩搬回她家去,当时妻子还不太愿意呢,现在只能说我媳妇的女人直觉太厉害了。因为我和岳母发生关系就是搬回去之后,具体时间应该是在妻子怀孕5个月左右的一次b超检查。
记得那天超热,单位空调坏了,呜呜吹的都是热风,我接到岳母激动的电话,说妻子怀的是男孩,母女兴奋的让我请客,我抬一箱冰啤,带几个菜回家,那娘俩立刻就围过来唧唧咋咋讲今天的检测如何准确,如何顺利。我岳母也一改斯文,不怎么吃菜,笑嘻嘻的和我拼起啤酒来了。
搂着我,儿子,儿子的叫个不停。我越喝越高兴,得意忘形的搬过岳母的脸,对着她的嘴狠狠的亲一口,我岳母的酒量确实比我强,我喝大了。她扶我去的卫生间。扒裤衩,掏鸡巴,撒尿,抖抖。我就是她甩我鸡巴的时候清醒了。因为她不把鸡巴放回去,边揉边捏的玩上了。鸡巴硬了,我也冲动了,一下抓住她的大奶子说要吃奶,岳母只是撸着我的鸡巴一声不吱,我去摸她屄时,她顺从的掀起裙子,脱下裤衩,撅起大屁股,把头趴在马桶盖上急促的喘息,我把鸡巴肏进屄里时,她也就嗯了一声。好几个月没肏屄了,旺盛的性欲让我肏的狠猛,岳母只是默默,但我的大鸡巴把屄插得屄水飞流和身体的颤抖说明她很是享受。今天就说到这吧,回复热情,我就继续讲,绝对真实的...
事后好像妻子有所觉察,说过:“也不怕她克死你之类的话...”有母女双飞的可能性么?兄弟们。
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